Sprinting in Slow Motion

Week 1 of the NFL season produced very few classics to say the least. Even the close games, for the most part, were a result of offenses that looked rustier than my bmx after being left outside to be rained on for 6 straight days (sorry, had a moment). I don't think anything 100% definitive can be pulled from what we saw (other than the Raiders will more than likely suck up until the day I am eligible to draw social security). There wasn't even a single end zone celebration that caught my eye. Perhaps everyone's focus is on the impending owner's lockout that will hover over this season week by week.

Ladies and gentlemen hide your dogs, Mike Vick is back! I'll go on record that the head coach would like nothing better than him to be "just ok" in week 2 to avoid any QB controversy. Then again, maybe the Philly fans are clamoring for Vick to join the likes of Cunningham and Mcnabb. You can never have enough scrambling quarterbacks that will lead you to losing in the playoffs year after year.

I'd like to thank Denard Robinson (QB from Michigan)for helping me go 2 for 2 on my parlay picks last week. If you combined both picks into a single bet you would have gotten 12 to 1 on your money. I, of course did not and am open to suggestions to the proper footwear one should have when I attempt to kick myself in the face. Nevertheless I went to the same sources for this weeks bets but something tells me when the phrases "at gun point" and "I'm guessing" are prominently involved....I may want to scale back the $ amount I wager this week.

A good weekend to all....and if it's going bad for you at any point, just keep watching this video to know that it could be worse....ALOT worse.