The Truth and Only That

Marion Jones playing in the WNBA....I don't know if it makes me want to watch my first WNBA game ever, or completely disregard them as a pro sport altogether. The coach stated "Well, I know she can run, and we'll need that". I'll be sure to keep my eyes glued for the relay race that might break out between the free throw lines.

If I was a golfer I'd have champagne and caviar waiting on Tiger at the Masters. I'm not even sure golf has been on tv that past 5 months. As the old saying goes, it's better to finish in the top 10 in a tournament that Tiger plays in as opposed to win a tournament that he's not going to be in....financially speaking.

Its strange to see the men's basketball teams of North Carolina, UCLA and UCONN in the NIT tourney (aka the Not Invited Tournament). But there is a 3rd tournament...something called a CBI Tournament which is kinda like not even getting invited to the "different kids" prom boycott party and saying, "screw it, video games at my house friday night" (ANY LIKENESS OR SIMILARITIES TO ACTUAL EVENTS, PEOPLE, PLACES, OR ENTITIES, AND ANY SUCH LIKENESS OR SIMILARITIES ARE UNINTENTIONAL AND PURELY COINCIDENTAL.)

As for the women's tournament. I have $100 on UCONN, you can take the field. Any takers?

I know i'm wrong for this...but the Skipper (coach) for the Texas Rangers was recently exposed for failing a drug test (they test the coaches???) last year. He said he only did cocaine that one time that caused him to fail the test. When I saw him addressing the issues....I figured there was no way this was breaking news or his first "line" in life