10/26/09

We Marching Now

A day early since the Monday night football game will feature a scrimmage of the eagles against the redskins. Wait, this game counts? Anyhoo, I'm coming down off somewhat of a roller-coaster game by my saints. Down 24-3 with 5 seconds to go in the 1st half, I begrudgingly was ready to accept this as the inevitable "trap game" (in which I commented on last blog). I had the following exchange with the Big Fella
Razor: What the hell's going on? Ricky's running like he's mad at us.
BF: Why would he be mad?
Razor: Cuz we traded him
BF: You can't get high all the time and not get traded
BF: By the way, i don't like that "uh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh" song they play all the time
R: I kinda like it!
R: Man we look like the rams!
BF: Don't say that

Following that deep conversation, Brees talked the coach into going for a td instead of the fg (which was successful and we went into halftime down 14). The rest was a resilient effort which means we now have one games by running, throwing, defensively, blowout and comeback. This my friends, is creating the blueprint that's needed in order to be playing when January comes around. Stay Tuned.

This just in: Peyton Manning is clocked in.

Somehow I think the NFL did the Tampa Bay area a favor by having them lose a home game so they could get oven-roasted by the Patriots overseas.

Why do cheerleaders constantly shake pom poms and say "GO (insert team), #1!" when the camera is on them? I wonder if I could persuade one of them to shout out my blog instead.

The next time Tomlinson throws a fit on the sideline when he gets taken out the game, the coach should show him footage the 6+ carries from inside the 1 yard line in which he rushed for roughly -4 yards and no tds against the chiefs. You have a better chance of seeing me on TMZ drinking Hennessey with Kanye on the red carpet than you do of LT in san diego next year.

I always forget "they gotta eat too" when I see a former movie/tv star acting in a commercial. The latest reminder is the Fresh Prince's "mom" pushing fidelity investments. Speaking of commercials, I'm not sure Tyler Hansborough (he played bball for UNC) has enough star power to be recognized on the ATT commercial without at least having his name flashed on the screen in closed captioned fashion.

Thanks to the chiefs and browns for letting me successfully cash in on my 2 team parlay bet this weekend. I should be questioned as to why I didn't make it more profitable by throwing the bucs in their as well...next time...next time

Finally, depending on how you want to title this, it could cause an uproar with activists...upon viewing, it should have caused #22 to walk to the sideline and turn in his uniform
(you email subscribers will need to hyperlink to the page to see the clip http://youngrazor.blogspot.com)
Adrian Peterson Runs Over Gay


Week 8 Picks: Hou, Chi, Dal, STL, Indy, NYJ, Phi, Bal, JAX, SD, GB, ARZ, N.O.
Last Week: 9-4* pending PHI win
Overall: 68-35

2 comments:

  1. Adrian Peterson is surely a beast with that ball! Hey, why didn't you say anything about my 'Boys?! LOL!

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  2. The cowgirls will be mentioned you romosexual. I am still trying to figure out this teams true identity. You don't beat kc in OT and then blow out the falcons at home and expect to be considered good right?

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