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Video action on tap for this installment.

While watching my Saints trounce the Giants, I stopped mid sip of my Belgian beer as I saw our tight end (pause) show why stretching is important to prevent injuries.


Same saints game, same trouncing....Drew attempts to Mimic a young Michael Jeffrey Jordan with the "Cradle Dunk". Might want to get a boost next time.


Suh was wrong for doing it but I like the outright underestimation of the entire world's intelligence for him claiming this happened because he lost his balance.


I think Mr. Magoo #2 should have thought about the old proverb "Don't start nothing, won't be nothing"

Return From Bye Week

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A few random observations since the last post.....

I think we are getting close to the first ever professional team (Indianapolis Colts)to just forfeit a game like you would in elementary if a few of your players got sick.

I think Mister Alexander's (Texans LB) parent's have won the award for the most unique, yet least creative name ever.

Speaking of the Texans, there seems to be a lot of calm for a team that just lost it's starting QB. Schaub wasn't setting the league on fire but passing the torch to a gentlemen who was viewed as a bust and who passed on 2 opportunities to be a starter THIS year sounds like a recipe for a questionable finish over the last 6 games.

I had the opportunity to watch the free UFC fight that lasted less than 2 minutes as well as the 12 round title fight in boxing in the same night. I just can't wrap my arms around 2 130lb men punching each other with zero ability to knock the other one down and that being scored....only to have the usual outrage at the decision. Give me 5 rounds max in the octagon any day. Wake me up when Tyson comes back.

Tim Tebow has set the quarterback position back 100 years. 2 for 8 passing in one game. That's the numbers quarterbacks put up in one single possession. He can't play the chiefs and dolphins every week though. Sell your stock while it still has value

If anybody has seen Rey Lewis's jock strap which he was shaken out of by Marshawn Lynch, please return it to the lost and found. Thanks: Mgmt.



This has got to be the longest time between touchdown to celebration that I've ever seen. It's also the quickest way to ensure your girlfriend doesn't get a second go at being a cheerleader. Jerry does NOT play that.


Good week last week...you'll just have to take my word on that.

Fraud Alert

With my Saints playing last week as though it was week 4 in the preseason, I was subject to some heckling by other teams fans. Losing to a winless team . During that ridiculing I realized that a few people are setting themselves up for a severe letdown by trusting in a fraudulent situation at the QB Position. Top 5 frauds masquerading as semi-elite qbs

Matt Ryan - If for no other reason than his nickname is Matty Ice. This is presumably because he's ice cold in big games and doesn't get rattled. Has taken his team to 1 playoff game and got absolutely boat raced. Easy on the ice, literally.

Joe Flacco - I can't give credit where it's due to the person who stated it. It was noted that with being 6'5, having a strong arm and agile for his size, he has all of the intangibles. Do you know what's better than intangible? TANGIBLES.

Alex Smith - Here's a former #1 overall pick who has been in the league 7 years....7 horrible years. Now he's leading a team that's 7-1 and I'm hearing he's hit his stride. If you married someone who couldn't cook anything better than ramen noodles for 7 years, then one day they surprised you with hamburger helper....would you say it's time to host a large dinner party? I didn't think so

Tony Romo - He, like Flacco, puts up numbers to keep the fantasy players happy and keep the Cowboy fans groaning. Don't trust him with your wife, kids or the ball in the 4th quarter. I asked one of my cohorts to list their top 5 suspect qb's and he purposely listed Romo twice....says alot

Tim Tebow - We all know Tebow isn't elite. He's not even approaching avg. Ok, let's be honest, he'd have to improve to get to not very good. I think he's almost at the point where he'd have to consider switching positions. I can honestly say he may be the only NFL starting qb that I wouldn't want qb-ing my flag football team.