11/29/10

Roll Em

Back for another installment of the the series. I will have my DVR set for Lebron's return to Cleveland tonight. I think they should have a wager line set for when some fan loses it and makes his (or her) "decision" to run on the court. It would probably look like this:
Pre game Warm-ups +300
Powder Toss (Even)
Right after he dunks on Anderson Varejo -400
(Remember to call 1-800-parlay if you have a serious problem)

I fail to realize how Andre Johnson delivered a 3 piece special (hold the biscuit) to Mr. Finnegan and walked away with a fine of 25,000 with no suspension. If I was James Harrison (doesn't he look like James Evans??) I would be having a closed door meeting with the Commish on how I continually get fined 25k for tackling quarterbacks and AJ going Ali warrants the same fine.


I'd like to welcome Steve Johnson to the club of "I won't be surprised if...". He joins Latrell Sprewell, Mike Tyson and Stephon Marbury to name a few. After being the villain on this play...

He tweeted after the game (more than likely in that wife beater): "I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."
I to will never forget that drop...more so because it helped the steelers cover my 3 team teaser bet....thx tho

Ironically one of my fantasy teams could be in jeopardy due to my running back breaking his hip. Clearly I am not referring to the RB Mike Tolbert who continues to put his hips in motion.


There seem to be a few questions as to why the video of Blake Griffin paused a few times last post. That was to highlight some edits I made. Of course you can click on to go to youtube to view in larger/clearer fashion.


11/22/10

Holding Out

Back in the saddle after a week off. I went a hypothetical 11-5 in the NFL picks last week (you'll just have to trust me on that one). After another loss the Vikings, unsurprisingly, told Brad Childress (aka the coach that most looks like a pedophile) to take his ear piece and hit the highway. If my last name was Kubiak, Singletary or Lewis, I'd start checking to see if my 401k can rollover. Unfortunately the pending lockout will keep some real fireworks involving former proven coaches such as Gruden and Cowher from being big time factors. Hopefully that holdout won't last too long where games from the season are affected. The players need to look no further than Vincent Jackson (San Diego WR) who held out only to have the owner not budge one bit. He will play his first game this Sunday after signing a contract for 583,000 because he didn't want to play the whole season at $3.268 million. The point here, the players will feel the loss of revenue long before the owners.

Of course if a lockout does happen in the NFL and NBA...we may have to look at what i call the pseudo sports. Golf, Bowling, Horse racing, and Nascar. Maybe nascar shouldn't be considered even a 1/2 sport unless they add at least 2 right turns during the race. I will now go drink a bottle of lighter fluid at the thought of baseball being the only major sport for a whole year.

Can you guess which guy should not accept a friendly cup of coffee from the other at the next production meeting?


Quick vid of Blake Griffin emulating the human highlight real. I think it's time someone shared that his hairstyle does not match his ferocious play.


Happy Thanksgiving. Don't forget to set those fantasy lineups. Trifecta of NFL games Thursday. Be safe on the busiest travel day of the year.

11/10/10

Change is Good

Bonjour to all who stopped by for another installment of randomness that is sure to negatively impact your IQ. A quick hitter this week with a few vids although I do have to mention the Cowboys were the first to fire their head coach. The dynamic of the interim coach during the season is always humorous to me because they come in with a list of new ideas and game plans to try and right the ship. Imagine you're floundering at work and eventually get let go only to have one of your employees get promoted and they break out a new organizational structure and clearly defined spreadsheets. Wouldn't you wonder where all these bright ideas were while you were standing in front of management and nobody had anything to say??

It should be noted that he's on record as saying he didn't want to dance but was talked into it. I think when your entrance goes as long as the other starters entrances COMBINED....it may be time to scale back sporty


Usually if I am channel surfing and I run across a pro league on that is not the NFL/NBA/MLB, I may watch a play or 2. I caught this play and I'm still yet to figure out how this makes any sense. Canada.....you gotta do better


I heard this ad on the radio and thought it was a joke. I was even more surprised to see it's an actual commercial. I thought they only did this to us on the news....shameful!


Remember to hug yourself a Veteran today.